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No, Honestly
Comedy · 1974
Last aired: S1 E13, Surprise Surprise · 1975-01-05
No, Honestly featured Clara and Charles "CD" Danby, a newlywed couple. Clara was a ditzy dreamer who hoped to write books for children. Charles, by contrast, was a struggling actor with a more serious streak. At the start of each episode, the couple appeared in front of an audience telling stories about their first meeting, courtship and life as newlyweds. The entire programme, therefore, was a series of flashbacks as the couple recounted the earlier days of their romance.
Season 1
E1
The Facts of Life
1974-10-04 · 30 min
Struggling actor Charles Danby meets children's' author Clara Burrell at a boring party and asks her out for an afternoon and teaches her about "who does which, when and whatever."
E2
The Object of the Game
1974-10-11 · 30 min
After a week and a half of going out, Clara tries to fit into C.D.'s life by joining his football team as a goalkeeper. This doesn't bother C.D. so much as what she does during and after the match.
E3
More Royle Than Noble Really
1974-10-18 · 30 min
At Clara's house, a case of mistaken identity lands C.D. in a situation with the butler, whom C.D. mistakes for Clara's father, the man C.D. intends to get approval for marrying Clara from.
E4
Finding the Form
1974-10-27 · 30 min
C.D. takes Clara clothes shopping to try to change her image.
E5
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
1974-11-03 · 30 min
C.D. tries to hide that fact that he was an orphan by hiring actor friends to play his parents at a dinner party given by Clara's parents. Confusion arises when Royle takes the week off and the temporary staff arrives before C.D.'s "parents."
E6
Just Cause or Impediment
1974-11-10 · 30 min
Clara decides they should try various aspects of living together before they get married. Clara tries her hand at cooking except she "forgot to light the oven."
E7
Now We Are Married
1974-11-17 · 30 min
The Danbys try not to let anyone know that they are on their "thingy." So when they arrive at the hotel they try to convince everyone there that they have been married for years.
E8
Everything in the Garden
1974-12-01 · 30 min
Back from their honeymoon, Clara and C.D. find they have different ideas about how to decorate their home.
E9
Having Them Back
1974-12-08 · 30 min
Clara and C.D. have a disastrous dinner party to pay back their social obligations.
E10
Plenty of Shoulder Not Much Wheel
1974-12-15 · 30 min
Clara quarrels with her publisher over the use of Ollie the Otter for a new project and C.D. goes quietly crazy when he's been out of work for nine weeks straight.
E11
Bed, Beautiful Bed
1974-12-22 · 30 min
Still unemployed, the Danbys sell Clara's antique bed to help pay the bills because they aren't broke but "more completely knackered really". Then they learn the aunt who gave it to her is back in England and wants it back to give it to a recently married relative; meanwhile Clara tries to train Harold.
E12
Only Make Believe
1974-12-29 · 30 min
Clara gets a small part in a movie featuring C.D. and their living room.
E13
Surprise Surprise
1975-01-05 · 30 min
C.D. & Clara try to surprise each other on the morning of their first wedding anniversary and are both surprised by a burglar.
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