BBC One Northern Ireland · Ended

Soft Border Patrol

Comedy · 2018

Last aired: S3 E4, Episode 4 · 2020-03-20

Comedy mockumentary following the independent cross-border body as they deal with bodies crossing the border, be they human, animal or fish.

Cast

Neil Delamere Niall Sweeney

Karen Hassan Lisa McCoy

Julie Maxwell McCann Charlene Dunn

Faolan Morgan Derek O'Hara

Chris Patrick-Simpson Kris Davis

Alan Irwin Sandy Donaldson

Diona Doherty Tracy Jones

Patrick Buchanan Connor Lafferty

Michael Condron Ben McGregor

Eline Van der Velden Marianne Van Kesteren

David Ireland Farmer Campbell

Michael Stranney Craig Carson

Elaine Malcolmson Penny

Keith Singleton Michael Flynn

Lucy McConnell Heather Campbell

Season 3

Season 1 Season 2 Season 3

E1 Episode 1 2020-02-21 · 30 min Providing order on the border, Soft Border Patrol is back walking the line where the UK meets the EU. Under the direction of chief executive Lisa McCoy, the brand new complaints and compensation department ensures the public are being heard. Niall Sweeney is back with new technological advances, and the coast patrol have their work cut out with the sea border. With equal marriage legal in Northern Ireland, Ben and Kris encounter equal rights on the border when they meet Hector, the divorce lawyer. The Continuity Nine gang is back with new plans to unite Ulster by harnessing water power, and TV legend Gerry Kelly has a bone to pick with Laurence Lyle.

E2 Episode 2 2020-02-28 · 30 min Providing order on the border, Soft Border Patrol are back walking the line where the UK meets the EU. Under the direction of chief executive Lisa McCoy, the brand new complaints and compensation department ensures the public are being heard. Niall Sweeney is back with new technological advances, and the coast patrol have their work cut out with the sea border. With Brexit over the line, Lisa meets with her political neighbours, as an Irish politician arrives from Dublin. Niall's new in car technology throws up a few surprises, and football legend Jackie Fullerton has some advice for the patrollers.

E3 Episode 3 2020-03-06 · 30 min The coastal patrol try to get Michael to come clean when they catch him smuggling illicit washing powder. Niall Sweeney's feasibility study into the possible bridge between Northern Ireland and Scotland includes some explosive revelations for visiting Scottish politician Erskine Forbes, meanwhile Ben and Kris learn not all acronyms are scary.

E4 Episode 4 2020-03-20 · 30 min With Brexit, change is on the way. Laurie and Lisa consider a Soft Border Patrol rebrand. Kirsty and Louise are not buzzing about Michael the smuggler's latest scam. Meanwhile, Penny is bricking it about the climate emergency.

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