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Clone High

Comedy, Science-Fiction · 2002 · Rated 7.1/10

Last aired: S1 E13, Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode · 2003-04-13

A secret government plan to dig up historical figures and clone them has worked. It is 16 years later, and the clones are now in high school. The five main characters are Abe Lincoln, an all around nice but naive guy who lusts after the school sexpot Cleopatra, who is dating the macho JFK. Also, Abe's two best friends are Joan of Arc, an angst ridden goth girl who is in love with him, and Gandhi, a non-stop party animal. Clone High bravely tackles challenging teen issues, such as sleep deprivation, catching ADD from toilet seats, the evils of litter, and having the guy you like not like you back the same way you like him. Will Abe get together with Cleo, or be thwarted by the handsome JFK? Will Joan finally get Abe to notice her? Who's to say?

Cast

Christa Miller Cleopatra

Will Forte Abe Lincoln

Phil Lord Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth

Nicole Sullivan Joan of Arc

Michael McDonald Gandhi

Christopher Miller JFK

Christopher Miller Mr. Butlertron

Season 1

E1 Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand 2002-11-02 · 30 min At JFK's kegger, Abe Lincoln tries to win Cleopatra's heart, Gandhi gets drunk on non-alcoholic beer, and Principal Scudworth gets beaten up for saying the phrase "raise the roof."

E2 Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo 2002-11-03 · 30 min Abe and JFK campaign against each other in the school presidential elections, which, as you might expect, leads to Marilyn Manson singing about the food pyramid.

E3 A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder 2002-11-10 · 30 min When Gandhi is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder, America's most famous A.D.D. victim, Tom Green, teaches the school that you can't get the disease from toilet seats.

E4 Film Fest: Tears of a Clone 2002-11-17 · 30 min At the Clone High Film Festival, Abe pours his heart into a movie about a football-playing giraffe, George Washington Carver and Gandhi make a mixed-race action comedy called Black and Tan, and Joan of Arc directs a bizarre, avant-garde film that only Sigmund Freud understands.

E5 Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc 2002-11-24 · 30 min The Clone High basketball team doesn't allow girls or animals to play, so Joan of Arc takes a cue from her historic counterpart and disguises herself as a boy by putting on a comically large mustache.

E6 Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening 2002-12-01 · 30 min Clone High tackles the hard-hitting issue of Sleepy Driving when Abe and JFK square off in a drag race for Cleo's love, and Mr. Butlertron gets into a Battle Bots-style fight with a cocksure test-grading machine.

E7 Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations 2002-12-08 · 30 min MTV's casting department demonstrates their mastery in being able to attract guest stars of the highest caliber in this episode, as Ashley Angel from O-Town visits Clone High and wins Cleo's heart. Meanwhile, Principal Scudworth chases a rascally skunk whose catch phrase is "Try and catch me, bitch!"

E8 A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm 2002-12-15 · 30 min Abe is stuck in the middle of a Civil War between Joan and Cleo when they are forced to move in together. And by "Civil War" I mean "girl fight" and by "move in together" I mean "roll around ripping each other's clothes off."

E9 Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts 2003-01-12 · 30 min Jack Black guest stars in a trippy rock opera episode where the students get high from smoking raisins, and Gandhi has a bad trip where he is eaten by a live-action cat and encounters a two-headed Olsen Twins monster.

E10 Litter Kills: Litterally 2003-01-19 · 30 min Continuing a time-honored teen-drama tradition, a hastily-introduced "best friend" is killed and melodramatically mourned when Clone High succumbs to the evils of litter.

E11 Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode 2003-01-26 · 30 min Abe tries to come up with a promposal for Cleon but is more concerned with finding somebody to take Joan to prom, and JFK makes Gandhi over into GFK to help him find a date to dry hump at prom.

E12 Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale 2003-03-02 · 30 min In the shocking prom night conclusion to the season, one of the clones loses their virginity, and guest star John Stamos selflessly sacrifices his own life to save the students.

E13 Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode 2003-04-13 · 30 min A homeless angel who teaches Joan of Arc the true meaning of a completely made-up, meaningless holiday.

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