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Toni and Ryan

Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon

Need a brain break? Press play on the Toni and Ryan Podcast and worry about life’s BS later. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

300 episodes

Do You Put Your Sheets In The Freezer? | Funniest Moments OF SEPTEMBER 3 Oct 2026 · 24 min Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from SEPTEMBER 2026! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch…

Toni Got Shamed At A Cafe 30 Sept 2026 · 40 min Movie titles - Normal or Nah - Quirky cafes - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon…

Nobody Knows What A Coincidence Is 29 Sept 2026 · 36 min An apology - Coincidence Chat - Hot take Toni - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patre…

We Are Going On A Renovation Reality Show 28 Sept 2026 · 47 min Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Block chat- love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon…

Don't Use The Kettle In Your Hotel Room 27 Sept 2026 · 41 min MKR - Buying a BBQ - What you've stuffed up - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon…

You've Been Setting Your Alarm Wrong 23 Sept 2026 · 40 min Bad pun - Thursday hacks - Normal or Nah - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at…

Men With Female Best Friends Are Happier 22 Sept 2026 · 34 min Judge Judy - Chef Toni - Opposite sex friendships - love ya!!!!! Don't forget to join the waitlist for the Gold Coast show!!! https://www.toniandryan.com.au/ Tell us what you reck…

Ryan Has Been Banned From Touring 21 Sept 2026 · 46 min On a fcking Monday - Confessions - Ryan's hot take - love ya!!!!! Don't forget to join the waitlist for the Gold Coast show!!! https://www.toniandryan.com.au/ Tell us what you rec…

WE HAD A TERRIBLE LOSS... 20 Sept 2026 · 37 min Hawks - Food Superstition - How Long is Lifetime - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Pa…

Ryan Shat The Bed... Twice 16 Sept 2026 · 35 min Fart chat - Normal or nah - Shitting the bed - love ya!!!!! This is a shitting-the-bed judgement-free zone, and we've always said that Tell us what you reckon in the episode threa…

Don't Put THIS In The Dishwasher 15 Sept 2026 · 40 min Ryan's new fit - Washing fuckups - Dr. Toni's email - love ya!!!!! How often are we washing our jeans? be honest https://stemwave.com/ slap mac app - https://slapmac.com/ Tell us…

Wildest Ways To Say You Need To Poo 14 Sept 2026 · 39 min Small Talk Toni - Ways to say doing a poo - Charles' approval - love ya!!!!! Nominate a Future TARPer - FORM Where the HELL do our poos go?????? serious question https://tarpsaidw…

We Went To The First NFL GAME in Australia 13 Sept 2026 · 35 min Impersonations - Melbourne NFL recap - Sport quiz - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our P…

NEWSPAPERS Are Ripping You Off 9 Sept 2026 · 34 min Doctor House - Billy Bob Thornton - NORMAL or NAH - love ya!!!!! Sorry we have literally no memory of talking about billy bob thornton.... Tell us what you reckon in the episode t…

Don't Let Kids Wash Your CAR 8 Sept 2026 · 37 min Pubetini - Nickname whisperer - Car wash - love ya!!!!! How much have you paid for a car wash?? Toni YLTSI Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watc…

How To DESTROY Your Wife's Favourite Top 7 Sept 2026 · 32 min Snapchat - Confessions - Chores gone wrong- love ya!!!!! What's your laundry / chore fuck up?? TONI YLTSI - https://www.instagram.com/backpack.bound/ Tell us what you reckon in th…

Building IKEA Furniture With A Stiletto 6 Sept 2026 · 36 min On a Monday - Wrong Tools For The Job - Lotto Results - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out o…

The Rudest Rhymes Australians Say | Funniest Moments OF AUGUST 5 Sept 2026 · 24 min Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from AUGUST 2026! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and…

Don't Do This With Your Toothbrush 2 Sept 2026 · 39 min Jury duty curse - Normal or Nah - Cooking mistake - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK…

Unbelievable Nickname Origin Stories 1 Sept 2026 · 32 min Review follow-up - Nickname whisperer - Chatting with Mabel - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our…

I Know The Groom's Secret 31 Aug 2026 · 42 min Kentucky news - Confessions - Butlers - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live NMDP (https://www.nmdp.org/) and DKMS (https://www.dkms.org/) Tell us what…

How To Get Away With Any Crime 30 Aug 2026 · 33 min Sex on a work trip - Bookweek - Lieutenant Lodge - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Toni's YLTSI - https://tarpsaidwhat.com/catch-up/ Tell us what…

Don't Cook On A First Date 26 Aug 2026 · 30 min Midday movie - Normal or Nah - Toni's nicknames- love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GRO…

Buffets Are A Scam 25 Aug 2026 · 47 min TARPer lotto ticket - AUSSIE SHOWS!! - Op shopping - love ya!!!!! AUS LIVE SHOWS - https://toniandryan.com/pages/live Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK…

LIVE FROM 5th Birthday Party 24 Aug 2026 · 22 min OUR 5th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Ton…

The Worst Small Talk Ever 23 Aug 2026 · 35 min Chicken salt throwback - Small Talk - At the chemist - love ya!!!!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUP Watch and subscribe on YOUTUBE Check out ou…

The Dirtiest Public Toilet 19 Aug 2026 · 33 min Charles' Tinder - Normal or Nah - Final birthday clue!!! - love ya!!!!! Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure y…

The Scam In A Sydney Pub 18 Aug 2026 · 37 min Ways to keep calm - Hot take toni - Birthday party clue #3 - love ya!!!!! Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure…

How To Get Free Sushi 17 Aug 2026 · 39 min Free sushi - Birthday party clue #2 - Making small talk - love ya!!!!! Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure yo…

Peculiar Places People Have Peed 16 Aug 2026 · 38 min Rich suburbs & chicken shops - Weird piss places - Birthday party clue #1 - love ya!!!!! Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan…