Comedy

The Tim Dillon Show

Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.

300 episodes

515 - The Cornell 7, Bari Weiss, & A Botched Execution 3 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 13 min Tim discusses the Cornell 7 case and why college is over, death row inmate Christa Pike surviving a lethal injection, and Bari Weiss trying stand up comedy while giving Peter Thie…

514 - Netanyahu In New York, Nepo Babies, & “The View” 26 Sept 2026 · 1 hr 18 min Tim discusses Benjamin Netanyahu’s address to the UN General Assembly in New York, Sonny Hostin from “The View” explaining why she sold her likeness to an AI company, tech bros ha…

513 - Ed Sheeran, Sydney Sweeney, & Kash Patel’s Pet Fetish 19 Sept 2026 · 1 hr 14 min Tim discusses the Ed Sheeran controversy, Kash Patel making a fool of himself yet again, Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate somehow still alive, the Sydney Sweeney outrage, a…

512 - 9/11, Netanyahu, & Artificial Annihilation 12 Sept 2026 · 1 hr 12 min Tim reminisces on 9/11 and what it did to our country. He also discusses a bombshell article claiming Netanyahu was warned of a major attack before October 7th, George Bush tellin…

511 - JD Vance, Drafted To Iran, & The End Times 5 Sept 2026 · 1 hr 14 min Tim discusses Rosie O'Donnell singing in a choir with Epstein survivors, a Jerusalem Post article about how young Americans should pay off debt by fighting in Iran, a stabbing in…

510 - Lindsay Clancy, Darline Graham, & The American Woman 29 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 8 min Tim discusses the Lindsay Clancy trial and the support it has drawn from American mothers, a woman who converted to Islam and planned an attack in New York, Russia's increasingly…

509 - Meghan and Harry, Classic Trump, & $40 Trillion In Debt 22 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 14 min Tim discusses Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announcing their return to the UK, Trump inviting a lifeguard to the White House to congratulate his heroism, Walmart reporting their…

508 - Overboard in Iran, Savannah Guthrie, & ICE Electric Gloves 15 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 2 min Tim discusses American sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln in Iran jumping overboard, Savannah Guthrie interviewing Chrissy Metz about taking weight loss drugs, ICE using electric…

507 - Perez Hilton, Trump’s Lies, & Data Center Detonation 8 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 7 min Tim discusses Perez Hilton’s disturbing Tik Tok livestream, Donald Trump’s continued threats against Iran and how his only way forward is to lie, why social media isn’t fun anymor…

506 - Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer 1 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 5 min Tim discusses how influencers have ruined the dining experience, why privacy is now a luxury, the teenage lifeguard who got invited to the White House by Donald Trump, Miriam Adel…

505 - Andrew Tate, A Socialist Makeover, & The Demise Of Red Robin 25 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 18 min Tim discusses Andrew Tate and his brother facing new charges of sexual misconduct, Lindsey Graham’s sister taking her brothers seat in the US Senate, the Democratic Socialist Part…

504 - Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t 18 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 14 min Tim discusses the mysterious and sudden passing of Senator Lindsey Graham, Donald Trump’s speech complaining about voting fraud, an impending US invasion of Iran, JD Vance going o…

Teen Takeovers & Netanyahu’s New Nightmare | The Tim Dillon Show #503 11 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 9 min Tim discusses the concerning trend known as 'Teen Takeovers', like the one that shut down Newport Beach on the 4th of July, and how a company like Palantir may step in to help. Ti…

502 - Celebrating 250 Years: A Very Special Episode 4 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 0 min Tim celebrates this 4th of July by painting a perfect picture of the grotesque beauty that is America: A land of opportunity at the expense of sanity, 250 years and counting… from…

501 - Donald Trump’s Endgame 27 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 18 min Tim is joined by journalists Jonathan Swan and Maggie Haberman to discuss their new book “Regime Change” which covers the first year of Donald Trump’s second presidency. They disc…

500 - Iran’s Baddie Era & The Data Center Destiny 20 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 26 min For the 500th episode Tim discusses JD Vance positioning himself for a presidential run, the 14-point deal to end the Iran War, a leaked members list of Peter Thiel’s secret socie…

499 - Iran Forever, Belfast Riots, & College Commencement 13 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 12 min Tim discusses vice president JD Vance saying the Iran War would be “history” in a year, Knicks fans assaulting Spurs fans in the NBA Finals, rioting in Belfast after a migrant kni…

498 - Backrooms, Spencer Pratt, & The D’Amelio Family Disaster 6 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 9 min Tim discusses the success of the Backrooms movie and how it's inspiring the wrong people, Spencer Pratt's doomed run for LA Mayor, the tragic story of Henry Nowak in the UK, Tik T…

497 - Thomas Massie, Kevin O'Leary, & The American Psyop 23 May 2026 · 1 hr 2 min Tim discusses congressman Thomas Massie's loss to Ed Gallrein in the Kentucky primary, the most expensive in US history. He also discusses the coming food shortages as a result of…

496 - USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist 16 May 2026 · 1 hr 1 min Tim discusses a legal issue that arose from his Netflix Is A Joke show, his last minute trip to London, Spencer Pratt's increasingly ridiculous run for LA Mayor, & Trump's visit t…

495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies 9 May 2026 · 1 hr 10 min Tim discusses his Netflix Is A Joke show, the end of Mark Zuckerberg's Meta, how the platform ruined Boomer's lives, babies addicted to iPads, & the global fear of a Hantavirus ou…

494 - Alien Invasion & Trapped Trump 3 May 2026 · 1 hr 3 min Tim discusses the sudden push by the US government to release UFO files, Trump being stuck in the Iran conflict with no easy way out, the assassination attempt at the White House…

493 - The Palantir Manifesto & My Manifesto 25 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 18 min Tim discusses the 'Palantir Manifesto' that CEO Alex Karp posted on X, reacts to Tucker Carlson apologizing for endorsing Donald Trump, describes how technology has ruined the las…

492 - Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter 18 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 16 min Tim discusses how malls are a thing of the past, the emerging trend of companies laying off massive amounts of employees at once, politician Eric Swalwell resigning from congress…

491 - Bombing Beirut, Back To Butler & Melania’s Mission 11 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 8 min Tim revisits the Butler assassination attempt on Donald Trump, wonders why Israel bombed Lebanon 100 times in 10 minutes, paints an accurate picture of California's 'thriving' eco…

490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy 4 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 0 min Tim discusses the recent scandal involving Kristi Noem's husband and his big fake milkers. He also discusses Pam Bondi being fired, Kash Patel's hacked emails, how the Iran War is…

489 - Melania’s Humanoid, Missing Scientists, & A Podcast Scam 28 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 6 min Tim discusses the LaGuardia airport crash, an interesting email that he thought was from Amy Poehler, Melania Trump unveiling the humanoid robot “Plato” at the White House, the cu…

488 - Bibi, Genghis Khan, & The Decency To Stay Home 21 Mar 2026 · 53 min Tim discusses the online rumor that Benjamin Netanyahu is no longer alive, watches Pete Hegseth try to explain the war in Iran, reads about a homeless man who fought a Waymo, tell…

487 - Iran, Looksmaxxing, & The Rapture 14 Mar 2026 · 59 min Tim discusses what a disaster the Iran war is, Donald Trump endorsing Jake Paul for political office, influencers who are trapped in Dubai, explosives thrown near Zohran Mamdani's…

486 - Emergency Podcast: Iran, Israel, & Imminent Destruction 7 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 30 min Tim is joined by journalists Ryan Grim and Jeremy Scahill to discuss the chaotic conflict in Iran, how Israel may have influenced US action in the region, the economic impact of a…